egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

p0ndorica:

it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win 

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

(Source: gunpowderandspark)

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

drarna:

things that everyone can agree on

• the earth is round
• dinosaurs are sick as hell
• scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second

oldbestfriend:

There comes a time in every album’s life when it must go up for free on the internet. Whether that happens with or without the artist’s consent is not so certain, but in this case: 

Enjoy.

http://youroldbestfriend.com

julianunes:

Only a few hours till ticket sales close for our living room show in Fairborn OH (near Dayton and Columbus). http://www.undertowtickets.com/product/julia-nunes-living-room-show-fairborn-oh-may-22-8pm

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

spiritazog:

Sloth aww

bitchslapthepj:

safe to say i lost my shit

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

happypottergamesdoctorwinchester:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

queencous:

there you see her

sitting there across the way

she don’t got a lot to say

but there’s something about her

and you don’t know why

but you’re dying to try

you wanna

address the fandom reference on the tshirt she’s wearing

this is the most pitiful website.

(Source: kissmecous)

oldrockstars:

if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is